WTF?  I'm here in Mongolia and I don't think there' s a beach anywhere.  This place looks like that windows 95 wallpaper only drier.  

Next you're gonna tell me Canada has been eliminated from the World Cup.  I can't find them anywhere in the local schedule. Goddamn.  That's all I need.  Another Machiavellian imbroglio incognito! 

Heading to Gobi Desert tomorrow.  Hope they have a Starbucks with WiFi.  Also, would be nice to get in a long run.